Red Sneakers

Our human drives a lot and spends a lot of time at traffic lights. So today, she was bored at yet another light and started looking at people's shoes. She saw a man with bright red sneakers to match his bright red shirt and another man with light blue ones. They sound pretty.

Hmmm... I wonder if I could get a pair of sneakers to keep my white feet from getting dirty. Orange would be nice, with holes in them for my claws. Well, I guess I could take care of the holes myself. Hey, if you know anyone who sells cat-size sneakers, could you send me their email address. I don't do phone calls.

Actually, my feet look pretty clean in this picture. But our desk is a mess!